Steve Webb is dead and reality TV killed him. The manipulation and marketing should be over. But Steve is just beginning to realise even in death he can and will be sold.

Feast your eyes on Kidrobot, a sumptuous collection of limited-edition art-toys and apparel. Merging urban street trends and pop art to produce affordable collectables through collaborations with artists, thisexhibition is unmissable!

An insight into the world of comedian Fred Spanner as he worries himself to death over everyday subjects such as suicidal chickens, celebrity cannibalism and his fear of supermarket checkout clerks. www.fredspanner.com

The cowardice of a beggar, the humiliation of a queen, the mutilation of a kitty, in a real world just round the corner where we are too scared to look.**** (Herald; List; ThreeWeeks) - 'Holdin Fast', 2008.

You're arrested. You demand your rights. They're denied. You argue. They beat you up. You complain. They laugh. You prosecute. They're hysterical. You ask for justice. On holiday. So you protest. You're arrested ... Written by Peter Yates.

The Edinburgh International Exhibition of Photography is an exhibition of photographs from around the world. The annual show attracts entries from amateur and professional photographers, and the photographs are of various subject genres. www.edinburghphot

Vinyl is back and so is the Festival Record Fair! No CDs or downloads here, just quality records. Huge selection of classic, collectible albums, LPs, 7 and 12" singles for sale. (Re)discover your love of vinyl!"

Big Brother is watching. Watching as you watch this show. Join Winston and Julia in a battle of wit against O'Brien and not-so-secret policemen in a parody of Orwell's classic adding much needed humour. www.twoshadesofblue.org.uk

A comedy adapted from the story of Noah's Ark, exploring reality TV. Follow Noah on his journey through slip-ups, embarrassing situations and madness as he discovers the truth ... the whole crew are in on the joke.

For a small country, and one whose national school was late in developing, the history of Scotland’s visual arts is particularly rich and diverse. Each generation produced artists from the front rank, from the 17th century Scottish artist William Gouw Ferguson, domiciled in the Low Countries and Sir Henry Raeburn, Scotland's national portraitist to the first Scot with an international reputation, Sir David Wilkie. Examples from Scottish Impressionism with William McTaggart and the Kirkcudbright School artist Charles Oppenheimer are included. Colourists Hunter and Cadell and the Edinburgh School artist Anne Redpath take us into the 20th century and Callum Innes and the Boyle Family lead to the Scottish art of today. Part of the 2009 EAF